Red Bull Racing Reveals First F1 Livery Designed Entirely By Paintball Enthusiasts
February 19, 2018Red Bull have revealed their 2018 Formula One contender, the RB14, including a new testing livery designed by a team of 15 year-old…
“Racing In DTM Is More Rewarding Than F1” Lies Pascal Wehrlein
February 18, 2018An obviously lying Pascal Wehrlein addressed the press about his return to DTM racing. “I’m very excited about my return to DTM,” he lied…
Williams Scouting 2017 Bitcoin Champion
February 17, 2018Claire Williams has confirmed that Williams is actively scouting 2017 Bitcoin Champion, Benny Finster. When asked about the interesting maneuver, Claire said, “This has… photo by: gojeffrey
WINTER TESTING – Ron Dennis Spotted In Barcelona Storm Drain Telling Lance Stroll, “Down Here You’ll Win, Too.”
February 17, 2018A curious Lance Stroll was seen kneeling near a Barcelona storm drain ahead of winter testing, talking to ousted McLaren boss, Ron…
New F1 Halo System Created In Last-Ditch Effort To Turn Bad-Boy Kevin Magnussen Into Perfect Little Angel
February 17, 2018The FIA has a problem, and his name is Kevin Magnussen. AKA Kevin “Suck My Balls” Magnussen. AKA Kevin “Fuck Your Mother” Magnussen. AKA…
Pirelli To Introduce New Hyper Soft Johnny Herbert
February 16, 2018“Every season we want to push things closer and closer to the limit,” said the Pirelli spokesperson. Unfortunately, they refused to elaborate on what…
OPINION: Bring Back Grid Girls Because Brief Glimpses Of Fully Clothed Women Holding Numbers Is The Only Thing That Gets Me Hard Anymore
February 15, 2018Submitted by Tony Gunderson Jr. When I flip on the tube to watch some racing, it’s not just about the racing; it’s about the… photo by: pedrik
Max Verstappen And Lance Stroll Set To Go Head-To-Head To See Who Can Make Papa Most Proud
February 14, 2018As the 2018 season looms on the horizon, one of the most anticipated battles is between Lance Stroll and Max Verstappen to see…
Haas F1 Reveals New 2018 Car Designed Entirely In Response To Complaints By Grosjean
February 14, 2018After a trouble 2017 season, the Haas F1 team is excited to return to the track with a brand new car and livery. “Romain…
Angry Hamilton Fans Swarm Mercedes Facebook Page After Wikipedia Link Shows That Hamilton Didn’t Out-Qualify Bottas At Every Race In 2017
February 13, 2018“Sabotage!” Is currently the most liked comment on a happy birthday post to engineer Andy Cowell on the Mercedes F1 AMG Facebook page. …
