Ferrari Leaves Classified Documents Next To Hand Dryer In Brackley McDonalds Bathroom In Hopes That Hamilton Will Steal Them And Be Disqualified

In a bold move, Ferrari has decided to bolster their chances at winning the 2018 WDC and WCC by leaving classified documents in a McDonalds bathroom frequented by Mercedes drivers.

“It worked out okay for us in 2007, and we don’t have any better ideas, so it’s worth a toss,” our anonymous source stated.  “And, if they find the documents but end up still being allowed to compete, maybe the information will actually make their car worse,” he said between chicken nuggets.

“Our only real fear is that Bottas might find them first.  We need him active to take points from Hamilton, and he seems to wash his hands quite a lot.”

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