“Give Hamilton the title right now!” said Timothy, avid Formula One fan, grocery bagger, and aerodynamicist, upon getting his first peek at the 2018 Mercedes AMG F1 car, revealed yesterday morning. “Look at those side pods – this is the fastest car that’s ever been built.”
But the civil discourse was far from over, as other fluid dynamics physicists began to chime in on Twitter. “Fuck off cunt. Did you see those winglets on the Ferrari? That Merc looks like you, you fat, slow retard,” said one peer.
After a few minutes of in-depth research, a third expert published his own findings, adding, “The Mercedes looks like a fucking garbage truck. It’s so fucking ugly that your mom is going to try to fuck it, and it’s so slow she’ll actually be able to catch it.”
While only time will tell if real-world results match the in-depth visual analysis, some common ground was found as 4 out of 5 scientists agreed that the new halo element was a mistake by the FIA. As one barista and structural safety engineer put it, “That halo makes my dick soft. It’s probably going to trap Bottas in a fire.”
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