SECRET WEAPON: Ferrari Hires Danill Kyvat To Replenish Supply Of Bad Luck

After the 2017 Singapore GP dealt a fatal blow to Ferrari’s title hopes it seemed as if all of their bad luck had been spent.  However, in a brilliant silly-season move, Ferrari hired former Red Bull and Toro Rosso driver Danill Kvyat as a development driver and new source of bad luck.

“Danill showed real promise in 2016 as being a scapegoat for our failures as a team.  We think that hiring him on full time will allow us even more opportunities to shift the blame away from our actual problems,” a Ferrari spokesperson said.


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