Hulkenberg Finishes Fourth At Monaco Orgy

Nico Hulkenberg managed to finish fourth at an extravagant seaside Monaco Orgy last weekend.  “Everything felt good.  It was a good weekend.  The team was great.  I think I showed a lot of improvement,” Nico said in the post-orgy debriefing pen.

Though he was largely upbeat about the excellent finish, he still expressed a tinge of regret on what could have been.  “My drinks button stopped working about halfway through the event,” said a visibly exhausted Hulkenberg, continuing, “so that held me up a bit.  Not much I could do about it.  And Magnussen was being very unsporting.  We almost touched multiple times.  Still, I have high hopes for the next event in Brazil.  I always perform well there.”

Hulkenberg still remains on the hunt for that elusive top three finish.

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