The Fight Is ON! Horner Promises Pizza Party For Driver Who Gets The Most Wins!
March 14, 2019Max Verstappen and Pierre Gasly as are in full competition mode after Christian Horner guaranteed one of the two young drivers a…
Fernando Alonso Spotted at First Grand Prix of 2019 Wearing Lando Norris Skin Suit
March 13, 2019After a promising two weeks of testing for the McLaren-Renault team, recently retired Fernando Alonso has been spotting milling about the pit…
Winter Testing Concludes And Still No One Sure If Marcus Ericsson Has Returned
March 19, 2018After a productive two weeks of winter testing in Barcelona, reports indicate that no one is entirely sure if Marcus Ericsson attended…
Giedo van der Garde Forced To Explain To Tinder Date How He Doesn’t Really Know Lewis Hamilton That Well
March 1, 2018Reports surfaced Wednesday that a promising evening for former Formula One driver Giedo van der Garde took a turn for the worse…
Jos Verstappen Offends Multiple People, Cultures While Trying To Describe A Snowy Day At Winter Testing
February 28, 2018“I must have fucked my ex-wife last night because it looks like hell has frozen over,” was the first thing former-F1 driver…
Ferrari Leaves Classified Documents Next To Hand Dryer In Brackley McDonalds Bathroom In Hopes That Hamilton Will Steal Them And Be Disqualified
February 24, 2018In a bold move, Ferrari has decided to bolster their chances at winning the 2018 WDC and WCC by leaving classified documents in…
New Mercedes F1 Car Reveals That All Formula One Fans Are Suddenly Fucking Fluid Dynamics Physicists
February 23, 2018“Give Hamilton the title right now!” said Timothy, avid Formula One fan, grocery bagger, and aerodynamicist, upon getting his first peek at…
The Unveiling of the 2018 Ferrari SF71H Formula 1 Car Has Kids Around The World Jonesing For A Drag
February 22, 2018Ferrari has revealed their 2018 F1 title contender just days after announcing an extension of their nearly five decade long brand partnership with…
Jolyon Palmer Played Eleanor Rigby 163 Times On Day Of New Renault Car Reveal
February 21, 2018While the Renault Sport F1 Team revealed their 2018 challenger, the RS18, former driver Jolyon Palmer celebrated by listening to The Beatles…
SPONSORSHIP ALERT: Ted Kravitz Nabs Mega Teva Contract
February 20, 2018You’ll be seeing a lot more uncovered feet in the pitlane this season as Ted Kravitz signs a huge sponsorship contract with Teva…
