Month: February 2018

New F1 Halo System Created In Last-Ditch Effort To Turn Bad-Boy Kevin Magnussen Into Perfect Little Angel

The FIA has a problem, and his name is Kevin Magnussen. AKA Kevin “Suck My Balls” Magnussen. AKA Kevin…

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Pirelli To Introduce New Hyper Soft Johnny Herbert

“Every season we want to push things closer and closer to the limit,” said the Pirelli spokesperson. Unfortunately, they refused…

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OPINION: Bring Back Grid Girls Because Brief Glimpses Of Fully Clothed Women Holding Numbers Is The Only Thing That Gets Me Hard Anymore

Submitted by Tony Gunderson Jr.  When I flip on the tube to watch some racing, it’s not just about the… photo by: pedrik

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Max Verstappen And Lance Stroll Set To Go Head-To-Head To See Who Can Make Papa Most Proud

As the 2018 season looms on the horizon, one of the most anticipated battles is between Lance Stroll and…

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Haas F1 Reveals New 2018 Car Designed Entirely In Response To Complaints By Grosjean

After a trouble 2017 season, the Haas F1 team is excited to return to the track with a brand…

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Angry Hamilton Fans Swarm Mercedes Facebook Page After Wikipedia Link Shows That Hamilton Didn’t Out-Qualify Bottas At Every Race In 2017

“Sabotage!” Is currently the most liked comment on a happy birthday post to engineer Andy Cowell on the Mercedes…

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SECRET WEAPON: Ferrari Hires Danill Kyvat To Replenish Supply Of Bad Luck

After the 2017 Singapore GP dealt a fatal blow to Ferrari’s title hopes it seemed as if all of…

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OPINION: I’m Not Racist, I Just Hate Hamilton’s Haircut And Love Ricciardo’s

Submitted by James Harlow Harrington, III Remember the good old days?  When F1 used to be fun? Drivers used to drink,…

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TROUBLE IN PARADISE: Damon and Johnny Spotted Arguing Over Their Couple’s Hashtag

Tempers were running high in pit-lane today when former-drivers and current SkyF1 commentators Damon Hill and Johnny Herbert were…

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Hulkenberg Finishes Fourth At Monaco Orgy

Nico Hulkenberg managed to finish fourth at an extravagant seaside Monaco Orgy last weekend.  “Everything felt good.  It was…

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