Ferrari has revealed their 2018 F1 title contender just days after announcing an extension of their nearly five decade long brand partnership with Philip Morris International — and impressionable fans across the globe are wheezing with excitement.
“It looks amazing,” said 8 year-old Alfonso, “like the glowing tip of a smooth cigarette!”
“It looks really really fast. I want one,” added Georgie, 11, who then attempted to bum a smoke from a passerby.
Marco, 12, seemed most impressed of all as he tapped his yellow fingertips together, making a kissing noise. “Just looking at it makes my heart beat real fast! And I get kinda sweaty. And—“ His gravelly voice was cut short by a coughing fit. “I’m okay. I’m fine. I’m fine. I just need some water and a sit. I think it’s allergies,” Marco explained as he slumped down on the edge of a planter box and tore into a fresh pack of cigarettes.