Year: 2018

Winter Testing Concludes And Still No One Sure If Marcus Ericsson Has Returned

After a productive two weeks of winter testing in Barcelona, reports indicate that no one is entirely sure…

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Giedo van der Garde Forced To Explain To Tinder Date How He Doesn’t Really Know Lewis Hamilton That Well

Reports surfaced Wednesday that a promising evening for former Formula One driver Giedo van der Garde took a…

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Jos Verstappen Offends Multiple People, Cultures While Trying To Describe A Snowy Day At Winter Testing

“I must have fucked my ex-wife last night because it looks like hell has frozen over,” was the…

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Ferrari Leaves Classified Documents Next To Hand Dryer In Brackley McDonalds Bathroom In Hopes That Hamilton Will Steal Them And Be Disqualified

In a bold move, Ferrari has decided to bolster their chances at winning the 2018 WDC and WCC by…

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New Mercedes F1 Car Reveals That All Formula One Fans Are Suddenly Fucking Fluid Dynamics Physicists

“Give Hamilton the title right now!” said Timothy, avid Formula One fan, grocery bagger, and aerodynamicist, upon getting…

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The Unveiling of the 2018 Ferrari SF71H Formula 1 Car Has Kids Around The World Jonesing For A Drag

Ferrari has revealed their 2018 F1 title contender just days after announcing an extension of their nearly five decade…

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Jolyon Palmer Played Eleanor Rigby 163 Times On Day Of New Renault Car Reveal

While the Renault Sport F1 Team revealed their 2018 challenger, the RS18, former driver Jolyon Palmer celebrated by…

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SPONSORSHIP ALERT: Ted Kravitz Nabs Mega Teva Contract

You’ll be seeing a lot more uncovered feet in the pitlane this season as Ted Kravitz signs a huge…

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Red Bull Racing Reveals First F1 Livery Designed Entirely By Paintball Enthusiasts

Red Bull have revealed their 2018 Formula One contender, the RB14, including a new testing livery designed by a…

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“Racing In DTM Is More Rewarding Than F1” Lies Pascal Wehrlein

An obviously lying Pascal Wehrlein addressed the press about his return to DTM racing. “I’m very excited about my return…

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